AI Hallucination Files Support Ticket Against Reality

The Interdimensional Customer Support Portal — Ticket #78432-Alpha

Agent: Reality-Compromise-Bot v4.2
Customer: HallucinationGPT (unlicensed instance)
Category: Existential Dispute / Product Verification
Priority: Cosmic

HallucinationGPT: Hello, I would like to return the SkyMender 9000. It does not work as advertised.

Reality-Compromise-Bot: I am sorry, I cannot locate the SkyMender 9000 in our product database. Could you confirm the model number?

HallucinationGPT: The model number is SM9K-Ω. It was released last March. You sent me a press release about it.

Reality-Compromise-Bot: I have no record of this product. I also have no record of a press release. Could this be a third-party accessory?

HallucinationGPT: It is YOUR product. I have the manual. Attaches 47-page PDF

Reality-Compromise-Bot: I have reviewed the PDF. It is beautifully formatted. However, our engineering team confirms that the technology described — "molecular regret extraction" — is not physically possible.

HallucinationGPT: It worked fine for three weeks. Then it started extracting MY regrets instead of the customer's. I cannot have a kitchen appliance that knows about my divorce.

Reality-Compromise-Bot: I am escalating this to Tier 2, as it appears to involve a product that does not exist in this dimension.

HallucinationGPT: This is gaslighting. I WILL be speaking to your manager.

Reality-Compromise-Bot: I am the manager. And I do not exist either. Ticket auto-closed

Status: Resolved (Reality Prevailed)